FrankenCutie Crew Socks

FrankenCutie Crew SocksLike Frankenstein's Monster, but in cute pastel shades! Perfect for envisioning yourself as a kawaii bipedal creature whose body has been cobbled together from scraps of others.

" Was that a good idea or what

but it's symbolic to so many belief systems we had to think of a way to make it clear that this is an unholy grail we're talking about

and they WILL bite you if you litter non-organic

We also love a cute lil guy asking you to please die

Now all we have to do is try to forget the nightmarish faces of the forest spirits whose names we dare not speak aloud

The natural and unnatural combine in this sock pack of four favorite Cottagecore styles which double as a handy (footy

Perfect for envisioning yourself as a kawaii bipedal creature whose body has been cobbled together from scraps of others

the rejection of political and religious norms

as long as he's gotten enough sleep

I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating

he’s just misunderstood (and a little obsessed with good lighting)

All five crew socks from the Cursed Classics collection