Baneful Botany Crew Socks

Baneful Botany Crew SocksFlowers are beautiful, but many of them can also kill you or at least send you into a nightmarish realm of delirium and hallucinations (and then kill you). It's no wonder so many have been believed to have magical properties. These socks are a veritable garden of fearsome flora, including several of history's most famous perilous petals. This is probably the safest way to expose yourself to these lovely toxins without risking your life or inviting

The possibilities are endless

It's how you assert dominance in this economy

This sock actually has a different kitty on BOTH SIDES

Includes all four super-popular original Cryptid crew socks plus the five Cute Cryptid crews

there's no better companion than the Kitty Moths if you're up for some magical mischief

but please let us know what happens if you try

This neoprene zip pouch exists in a constant state of quantum uncertainty between absolute disaster and divine intervention

Just put the socks in the basket

Includes ONE MUG

The donuts are also accompanied by some unholy holes (donut holes

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and is here to remind us in hectic times that we need to slow down and tune into ourselves before our inner truth gets lost in the noise