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I Wish My Rear Smelled Like Roses, But It Smells Like Shit Instead

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I Wish My Rear Smelled Like Roses, But It Smells Like Shit InsteadAlways has. BCV #7362 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

Got exactly what I wanted for Xmas

Middle name Gayr

Petulant flatulence

I'll most likely regret this

Scrote section

Then what happened

Just south of being shit on

And return it for God's sake

I'm a gray guy

High 'til I die

Nothin' else to do

Everynight I pray

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