Crap Attack Vol 1

Crap Attack Vol 1Size: 4x6 you're my family and i love you but you're terrible you're all terrible okay fine but i'm gonna complain the whole time i'm no hero i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else hell hath no fury like i do crazy how kids can fall asleep sober like that mommy doesn't get drunk she just has fun if she was a spice, she'd be flour i'm a smart strong sensual woman here's a bunch of numbers it may look random but it's my phone number

strike one fool me twice strike three dwight you ignorant slut telephone phone coffee pot chibi characters jim pam dwight michael best boss copy machine

check out my balls

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fuck this shit" moments

do or do not there is no try

jammin on my planner

even miracles take a little time

those times you overreact but the damage is already done so you just sit there wondering why anyone puts up with you at all

floral flower heart

you call it eating 5 boxes of girl scout cookies alone i call it supporting young female entrepreneurs nice bundt it like big bundts thanks a bundt-ch make with love and some other shit lick my bowls caution: spooning often leads to forking spoon fork bundt cake whisk bowl

just call me butter you can spread me anytime

well played