Feed Me Pizza Tee

Feed Me Pizza TeeFrom the drunken, dough flipping Italian chefs at Buy Me Brunch comes this very special Feed Me Pizza T shirt. After all, isn't the surest way to your heart through your stomach? And isn't the surest way through your stomach with a big slice of extra cheese? This tee comes on the premium est blend of fabrics, and doubles perfectly as a pizza grease napkin. Let the world know that all it takes is a deep dish to become your new favorite person. How Does

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO

as theCHIVE's alliance of Daily Afternoon Randomness posts must go to war with an evil empire called Work-related Boredom

Because I'm Part Wolf

or being able to finish this beer *cracks open beer and finishes it* really fast

Santa doesn't do milk and cookies anymore

you've either got dead-eye accuracy with a plastic pistol

inside out

there are a thousand uses

or you're drunkenly stuffing your face with them after the most ridiculous weekend shenanigans

a portion of proceeds will be donated back to Chive Charities

What's that on your back

and carried ALL OF THAT SHIT back to the wagon