Pencils for Midlife Crisis

Pencils for Midlife CrisisWho Says Existential Dread Can't Be Fun? Congratulations, youve made it to middle age! All those years of being financially responsible means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, youve earned it, after all. At least thats what youre going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp. Pencils: I Should Go Back to School Signed Up for Banjo

At least you'll have some good stories to tell come Monday

Smells like frogs

I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed

Reeses Cup Scented

Smells like dad will know what to do

Maple Sugar

Clean up your life in the most literal way with Shit Show Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap—from the disarray of your life to the organized lather of your dreams

Nobody's Perfect [Except Virgos] (Backwards Selfie Pencil)

I Don't Really Love Your Shoes

Wash away the chaos and step into a world of control and clarity

Fragrance: Lavender Mint Wow

Moody Mojitos Scented