PREORDER Death Parlour Crew Socks

PREORDER Death Parlour Crew SocksStep softly into the mourning parlour where candlelight flickers and the tea has long since gone cold. A delightfully gloomy design inspired by Victorian funeral vigils and final farewells.

They'll keep an eye (or several) on you at all times to ensure your day is as mystical as possible

Note that due to the method of printing part of the white blanket can be seen through the black printed back - I thought it looked kinda neat actually

This limited edition clack fan is made just for ravers proud to announce their plurodivergence to the world

It's also enormous

As much as we'd like the phrase "You can't go wrong with UV-reactive psychedelic mushrooms" to be universally true at all times

though — it's not entirely known what jackalopes get up to in their spare time

The stars have aligned in a favorable aspect for your sock drawer

We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okay

Or maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves and it's just the Gothic office supplies starter pack

even if you tuck him away in your combat boots

It stands to reason

So next time you want to propose a toast