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Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsDiscover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky gift booka delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side eyes from their green companions. Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated. Is it possible that your

The smooth finish and neutral hues of the Smooth Mug are perfect for your next cup of tea or coffee

Hoya Chouke is a hybrid between Hoya Carnosa & Hoya Serpens

this plant is sure to attract attention

a couple feet away from a window and love humidity

The modern terracotta look helps bring a touch of the outdoors into your home

From Shawnee Chief to Top Brass

Tacca Chantrieri

The Rainbow Hanging Planter is a curved ceramic planter with a muted trio of colors applied to a white base

Get Rocky maintains a stable environment where nutrients stay more predictable and available over time

FoxFarm Bush Doctor® Coco Loco® Potting Mix

Vouchers will express your affection in refreshingly nonmaterial ways

Water with diluted Grow Concentrate

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